we have pet lesbian snakes
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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