Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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