At least make sure they are 18
Why
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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