He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize