i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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