Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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