found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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