Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!