i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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