He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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