Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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