Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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