I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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