Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
soo... how was my night?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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