You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
