I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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