He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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