We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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