How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Can I color on your dick again?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I still have a little drunk in my system
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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