if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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