You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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