This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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