ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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