i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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