omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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