They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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