yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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