talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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