so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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