why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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