Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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