Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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