what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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The beer is more important than you right now.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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