He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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