i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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