Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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