I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You were trust falling into bushes
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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