she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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