I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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