I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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