I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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