I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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