Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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