Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Did you pee in the oven last night??
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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