Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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