Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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