Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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