It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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