We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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