i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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