I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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