so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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