So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
