did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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