Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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