How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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